Zack (flopping dramatically over Cloud's shoulders and just about flattening him in the process): Clooooooooud! Help me~!
Cloud (braced in the doorway to keep his balance, wondering if he dares just walk on through and let Zack deal with gravity on his own): I. Er. It's been dry lately. I need to go water the lilies. ...right now.
Kadaj (rubbing ears; Zack is hitting on itchy hound-dog howl-moan-vibrations): Quit the whining already. Don't you pick on me-I-mean-the-kids for whining, you overgrown cockroach?
Zack (perking up, realizing he's got a new tool for irritating shrimps with, playing up the howl notes): Cloooooo-OOOF!
Cloud (who's just dodged out from underneath him, dashing toward the front door and freedom): Gotta go!
also, I can TOTALLY hear Kadaj doing Billy Crystal's Princess Bride intonation on "Have fun washing the dishes, Zack!" :333