Zack: *lights up* But you just said it's elderly brother behaviour! I'm your 'big brother'! You can't treat me like this!
Yazoo: *faint smirk* If you want to be technical, I am your older brother. I'm a fragment of Sephiroth, and he was both older than you AND your commanding officer. Which would make my, how was it you described it when you last had Kadaj in a headlock? Oh, yes--which would make my 'giving you shit' perfectly acceptable, and your treatment of Kadaj against your own, arbitrary rules.
Tifa: *turning red from trying not to laugh*
Zack: *pout* ...you suck.
Yazoo: Not even if you asked nicely. *little smile*
Zack: *choke* You--that--AAAUGH!!! *flail*
Tifa: *biting lip to keep from bursting out laughing*
Zack: *pout* I'll wash the dishes myself. You're mean!
Yazoo: *smile* No, just, by your own definition, brotherly.
Kadaj: Have fun washing the dishes, Zack! >:DDDDDDDD