Ahahahahahahaaaaa~! (wheeze) Oh man, I can SO see that.
And if Yazoo ever got over his "Tifa, you obviously need to mary the hedgehog so that my baby brother can take Cloud whether he's expecting it or not" thing and they actually tag-teamed against Zack on a regular basis? He would be SOOO DOOOOOOMED. Especially since Cloud would be too busy blinking, sweatdropping, and/or squirming his way loose of the headlock to run for the church to give Zack any kind of backup crossfire. XDD