Well, you objected to my insane idea of slashing Chris Kane off with Orlando Bloom in our college!au. Really. What a waste. They would've made the craziest couple ever. Especially since they're probably not compatible at all. Sometimes, my mind scares me *grins*
But, yeah. You definitely need to find a pretty boy to slash him with. I could offer Steve Carlson. Or, y'know, any other boy in the world. 'Cause Chris is just. that. hot. God. That man owns me, right now. Or, the part that isn't already given to Jared. And everyone else I obsess with *coughs*