An Ill Wind - Mod Journal (illwindmod) wrote in an_ill_wind, @ 2009-03-31 13:16:00 |
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MILLICENT BAGNOLD MURDERED BY DEATH EATER
Genevieve Marceaux - DP London
LONDON - The Ministry has belatedly reported that the next Minister for Magic, Millicent Bagnold, was found dead in her office on Friday night as a result of the killing curse. Four aurors and the watchwizard on duty were also killed, and magical survelliance shows that the ministry was infiltrated by a lone Death Eater.
The Department of Magical Law Enforcement has been working with current Minister Otis Wilde's cabinet to hurriedly arrange a substitute for Bagnold, as Wilde's retirement is quickly approaching. Members of the Wizengamot have called for Wilde to retain his position for the time being. The Minister's office could not be reached for comment. No other candidates have been announced.
The DMLE was also unavailable for comment this morning, with aurors dismissing questions and telling reporters repeatedly to "Piss off!"
If this lack of information and direction on the Ministry's behalf is any indication of the future of our government, one might wonder whether or not the biggest threat to national security is really You Know Who.