Ame's Insanity (amejisuto) wrote in ames_weirdness, @ 2010-01-08 16:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | buffy tvs, cats and dogs!verse, spike/xander |
Awake and Bored -- Spike/Xander Rated R 1/1
Title: Awake and Bored Spike/Xander
Author: amejisuto
Fandom: BTVS
Summary: A silly little ficlet. Xander is awake and bored.
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings: Hyper!Xander, Nekkid boys
Beta'd by kitty_poker1
Notes: Just a cute little ficlet I wrote years ago for chocgood84. Part of the Cats and Dogs!Versel.
Awake and Bored Spike/Xander
Xander was bored and restless and he just plain wanted to do something, anything. He wanted to go swimming or maybe just go for a run or maybe go down to Willy’s and observe what kind of demons hung out there during the day. Maybe even get into a fight and see how good he was now that Spike had been training him.
But he couldn't do any of that. He could only stare up at the ceiling and wiggle. Not the good kind of wiggle that leads to hot sweaty sex, he’d done that earlier. No, the bad kind of wiggle because he just wanted to move.
And Spike had fallen asleep on top of him.
Surprisingly, while Spike looked smaller and therefore lighter than Xander, his lover was strangely heavy. He had half formed notions that the demon that gave Spike his strength made his muscles and bones denser and therefore stronger. He never asked Giles about it though, mainly because he didn’t want to sit through a lecture about vampire physiology.
Or worse yet, make Giles curious about vampire/human mating habits. He so didn’t need the Watcher following them around, taking notes.
“Spike!! Spike! Wake up!” He nudged and prodded his lover and generally made a nuisance of himself until Spike stirred.
“WHAT?!”
Oh, look growly. Xander knew he should be just a little bit frightened. He had just woken up a sleeping predator and the fangs and glare aimed straight at him proved that. Instead he felt a thrill of arousal. Of course he couldn’t let Spike get away with being Mr. Grumpy-pants, even if it was the middle of the night. Day. Whatever.
“Spike! I’m bored!”
This was one of those moments when he knew deep down in his heart that Spike had changed from the vampire he’d first seen when Angel had used Xander as bait and tried to trick his long lost Childe. That version of Spike wouldn’t hesitate to rip Xander’s lungs out and do something icky with them.
His Spike just swore more than even HBO allowed after midnight. “Bloody buggering hell! That’ll teach me to nip off with the Watcher’s good scotch! I knew he had his evil side but I never thought he’d be this damned vindictive!”
Spike continued to swear and Xander couldn’t help but grin. It was a pretty good practical joke; Xander hadn’t even realized that Giles had switched his glass from Coke to Jolt! Cola until he was on his second glass. His second big glass.
Of course Jolt! had three times the caffeine and sugar as Coke, so that left Xander hyper and awake eighteen hours later. A perfect way to get back at Spike: get Xander hyped up and then send him home with Spike.
It wasn’t Angelus level of evilness, but for Ripper-Lite it was damned good.
Spike finally wound down his swearing at Xander and glared at him. Xander just continued to grin unrepentantly at him.
Finally he broke the silence. “You know, Spike, I’m bored and now, well, you’re awake. I’m sure you can find…something to do. Or someone.”
His lover looked at him as if he’s just turned purple and started singing show tunes. “Again? Xan, luv, pet, it hasn’t even been forty minutes. For hell’s sake, you’ve worn me out! ME! Did the Watcher add Viagra to that sodding soda you drank?”
Xander bit at his lip, trying to keep from laughing at the tone in Spike’s voice. He sounded almost embarrassed that Xander had suggested another round. “Well, it’s not like I have anything else to do. TV is boring, and I’d go out and do stuff but for some reason I like doing said stuff with my undead boyfriend and it’s not the same when you can’t come along. Sun’s still out so that takes a lot of things off the list.”
Xander wiggled, and this time it was a let’s have sweaty sex type of wiggle. “I’d suggest going through the tunnels looking for a fight or something, but hey, we’re in bed and naked. Sex is my favorite thing to do while in bed and naked. It's also my favorite thing to do while dressed and anywhere else but hey, we’re naked, let’s not make this complicated.”
Spike was still looking at him oddly, mouth slightly open. Xander reached up and dragged his lover’s head towards him, slipping his tongue in Spike’s mouth for a kiss that was guaranteed to get his vampire interested. Spike loved it when Xander took the lead in their kisses.
He ran his tongue over Spike’s before pulling back and running it over Spike’s canines. He reacted rather predictably, growling low in his chest and thrusting against Xander, his renewed erection sliding against Xander’s own.
Xander pulled back and nibbled on Spike’s lower lip before kissing his way from Spike’s jaw to his ear. “Knew I could get you interested.”
“Shut up. Still not letting you drink that crap again.” Spike pulled him into another kiss, his hands starting to roam across Xander’s body. And Xander found himself not so bored anymore.
~Fini~