Ame's Insanity (amejisuto) wrote in ames_weirdness, @ 2009-08-26 13:43:00 |
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Entry tags: | buffy tvs, spike/xander |
Cat Magic Spike/Xander Rated NC-17 8/8
Title:Cat Magic
Author: amejisuto
Chapter: Eight
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimer:Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Kinda fluffy at first. (~snerk~) Eventually there will be anamorphic smut and tail!p0rn.
Summary: The obligatory Willow messes up a spell and Xander suffers for it fic.
Previous Chapters can be found here.
Posted at: My journal and bloodclaim.
Beta(s): Who else? The wonderful kitty_poker1. Thanks love!
Notes: First of all: Happy Birthday darkhavens! Secondly, I blame this fic on a number of cartoons, animes, and various comics. The two biggest culprits are the short lived Jaguar comics from the 90's, and a book called Uhura's Song by Janet Kagan. Just imagine everything from X-Men to Star Trek being thrown into my head and shaken together until this fic falls out. And of course it's going to be muli-chaptered because I am unable to write a PWP.
Sigh. The things I'll do to write tail!porn.
Extra hugs to my darlin Kitty and to suki_blue for helping me with my smut! This chapter wouldn't have happened without them! I'm serious, this took me forever to write! It WOULD NOT have happened without Kitty and Suki holding my hand and encouraging me. Really.
Extra Author's Note: Okay, this is it. The last chapter. I really have to thank suki_blue and especially kitty_poker1. Y'all need to thank them too, I mean I had some wicked writer's block and if it wasn't for their help I don't know when this last bit would have been out.
Hope y'all have enjoyed the ride! Here's the end chapter. Enjoy!
Cat Magic: Chapter Eight
Just hearing Drusilla's voice made Xander's hackles rise. While they didn't avoid mentioning their exes, he and Spike didn't really talk about them either. The fact that she'd shown up at Giles' condo was unnerving. He couldn't help it; he growled.
Spike took a step in front of him and for a moment Xander wondered if it was to protect him or Drusilla. Spike must have sensed that somehow since he backed up till they were touching and Xander's tail wrapped around his middle. “What do you want, Dru?”
Drusilla was wearing a dress that looked like it came out of the movie Emma that the girls always forced him to watch. All floaty and delicate. It gave Dru a bluish tint to her pale skin and made her seem even more otherworldly than usual. “Is that any way to talk to me, my William? After all I've done to give your pretty Kitten his claws?”
“I'm not yours, not anymore. You threw me away…and what did you do to Xander?”
Xander kept quiet but forced himself to loosen his hold on Spike. The others were staying quiet for now and he hoped Giles would be able to keep the girls from interfering. Since Spike had gotten snarly over him, Xander had relaxed just a fraction. His lover could handle the mad vampire; after all, he'd done it for over a century.
“The Little Tree opened a window and I snuck in, quiet as a mouse. Your dark boy needed courage so I gave a lion to the Heart.”
“You did this to Xander?” Giles had joined them at the door and had his angry Ripper-face on.
“Oh! Aren't you pretty, all anger and chaos?” Drusilla came up to the edge of the doorway and made snapping noises with her teeth as if she were a dog. “Wouldn't you like to come out and play with us?”
Spike snarled. “I am going nowhere with you, Dru, and neither is Xander! Just go back to Miss Edith and your tea parties and leave us the fuck alone!”
“Spike!” Buffy sounded as if she was having trouble holding herself back. “She has to end the spell on Xander.”
“No, she doesn't.”
Everyone was looking at him suddenly and Xander fought the urge to growl. With the exception of Spike, everyone's expression was of anger or confusion. His boyfriend was doing that leering thing with this tongue behind his teeth that made Xander want to either kiss him or hit him, sometimes both.
Willow's eyes seemed huge in her face. “Xander, you can't mean that.”
He took a deep breath. “Yeah, I do. I mean, even if it had been your spell I'd come to that decision. I was just waiting for you guys to give up. I just...like myself this way.”
“This way? Like a freak?”
Spike turned and snarled at Buffy. “Shut your fucking trap, Slayer!”
Xander felt his muscles tensing. “I'm not a freak. Look, I can be all...Joe Normal during the day. Go to work, get groceries, stuff like that. And at night I can keep up with Spike. Not like that!!” He glared at his boyfriend, whose leer was getting out of hand. “I mean, we're on a more equal footing. He doesn't have to worry about me getting killed when we're hanging out in some of the, uh, more demony type places in town.”
It was nice being equals on the sex front, too, but he was NOT saying that in front of Giles and Willow. Buffy, maybe, if only to annoy her a bit. As for Drusilla, if the others weren't here, he'd rub it in her face. She'd left Spike and if she thought she was getting him back, he'd use her as a scratching post.
Spike stepped even closer to him and Xander realized that he must have been growling or putting out some scent that let his boyfriend know he was feeling extra jealous. Xander welcomed his presence, and tried to remain calm. “Look, I've gotten used to my new...predicament, okay? And this way I'm much less of a demon magnet. No, I wasn't happy at first but I'm okay now. And I'm sure as hell not going to ask Drusilla to do a damn thing for me!”
The last sentence was said with a growl but Drusilla just giggled. “Ooh! Kitten doesn't want to play with me?”
“No!! Just go play with yourself!!” Xander paused and tried to ignore Buffy's snickering. “And I don't even care if you play with yourself that way! Just leave Spike and me the fuck alone!”
Drusilla growled, sounding like a deranged poodle to Xander. “William was mine before you were even born, Kitten. Miss Edith and I have a prior claim; his heart is in a jar on my shelf!”
Spike growled and left Xander's side, crossing the threshold and grabbing his Sire by the throat and slamming her against the side of the house. Xander and the others followed, none of them wanting to miss out on the show. Xander himself was torn between wanting to see how his nifty new claws would make Dru's face look and wanting a tub of popcorn to enjoy the show with.
“Whatever claim you had on me ended when you threw me away the last time. For over a bloody century I followed behind you, jumping to do your bidding at the slightest twitch of your petticoats, and yet I was never enough for you. Darla, bloody Angelus, countless other demons had you. You may have made me, but you don't own me, not anymore.”
By that time, Dru was sobbing and cursing all at once and Spike let her go. She slid slowly down the side of the house, but still reached for Spike. Spike stepped out of her grasp and came to stand by Xander, grabbing his tail and winding it around his fist. “Sorry, Dru, but you're beneath me.”
*****
It was late and they were all tired. It had been a long night. Dru had run off, finally, and Buffy and Willow had all been for dragging her back and making her undo the spell she'd cast on Xander. Spike and Xander had said they just wanted to be left alone. At one point, Giles said he didn't care what the bloody hell everyone did as long as they stopped yelling and aggravating his headache.
To make matters worse, Willow was demanding an apology for the assumption that she'd been the one to transfigure Xander. Of course, Giles had pointed out that Drusilla herself had said that the “Little Tree” had made her spell possible so it had originally been Willow's fault for performing magic on one of her friends without permission.
Xander groaned and threw up his hands. “Willow, I'm sorry I assumed it was you, but it was you in a way. Either way, I'm happy so can we all just be satisfied and get along.”
“Yeah, luv,” Spike said with his patented leer. “Let’s you and me go get satisfied. What do you say?”
Xander blushed to the roots and carefully avoided his friends’ interested gazes. “Spike, I’m trying to be sensible here. Do you have to make things worse?”
Spike smirked at him. “Of course. You know I'm incorrigible.”
Xander laughed and let Spike pull him down on his lap as they settled on the couch. “You're a hundred and twenty year old brat, is what you are.”
“Here, here!” Giles looked the worse for wear as he walked over to his bar and poured himself a drink. “Now that the crisis has past and Xander here has decided to embrace his inner Furry, can all of you please leave?”
“Ewww! I don't want to think of Spike and Xander yiffing each other.”
Xander made a face. “Buffy, I don't have a clue what yiffing is.”
Willow raised her hand. “It's when people dress up in costumes like animals and sniff each other for sexual pleasure.”
“Red!! You kinky thing, you!”
“Eww! No, not me. I saw it on some crime show. Sheesh.”
“When you've been around as long as I have, luv, you know it's always the quiet ones.”
Xander laughed as Willow blushed as red as her hair at Spike's words. He knew his friends would take a while to accept him like this, but they would eventually. They were probably more thrown by the whole Spike and Xander thing than the Xander is now a werejaguar thing.
“Really. I wasn't kidding. Could you all please leave?”
“Look, Giles is being all grumpy. What's the matter, Giles, should we have let Drusilla take you out on a date?”
Spike chuckled and shoved Xander off his lap and they both stood up. “Nah, that Ethan bloke is supposed to be in town some time this week. I think ol' Ripper here is anticipating getting his end away.”
Buffy made an ick face. “Okay, I think we should all make a pledge not to talk about our sex lives. Any of us. Because there are just some things about my friends that I so don't want to know.”
“Well, I was gonna buy some catnip and see what me and Xan could get up to but if you don't want to know...”
Xander quickly slapped both a hand and a tail over Spike's big mouth, effectively cutting his boyfriend off. “Right. I think we all agree. Goodnight. Everyone have fun doing whatever.”
The girls were snickering and Giles was going for a refill on his drink as Xander dragged his protesting lover out. As soon as the door closed behind him, Xander removed his hand and tail from Spike's mouth and replaced it with his own. He kissed his lover until even he needed to breathe and broke away with a gasp. “Wow. Now, what was that about catnip?”
~The End~