Ame's Insanity (amejisuto) wrote in ames_weirdness, @ 2009-08-26 12:38:00 |
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Entry tags: | buffy tvs, spike/xander |
Cat Magic Spike/Xander R (for now) 3/8
Title:Cat Magic
Author: amejisuto
Chapter:Three
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R right now, will be NC17 in later chapters.
Disclaimer:Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Kinda fluffy at first. (~snerk~) Eventually there will be anamorphic smut and tail!p0rn.
Summary: The obligatory Willow messes up a spell and Xander suffers for it fic.
Previous Chapters can be found here.
Posted at: My journal and bloodclaim.
Beta(s): Who else? The wonderful kitty_poker1. Thanks love!
Notes: First of all: Happy Birthday darkhavens! Secondly, I blame this fic on a number of cartoons, animes, and various comics. The two biggest culprits are the short lived Jaguar comics from the 90's, and a book called Uhura's Song by Janet Kagan. Just imagine everything from X-Men to Star Trek being thrown into my head and shaken together until this fic falls out. And of course it's going to be muli-chaptered because I am unable to write a PWP.
Sigh. The things I'll do to write tail!porn.
Cat Magic: Chapter Three
Spike had his hand under Xander's shirt. Xander tried to ignore it and concentrate on the fifty questions both Buffy and Willow were asking him but Spike was scratching ever so slightly and running his fingers through the fur and it was driving Xander mad.
Too bad they weren't alone, then Xander could retaliate. As it was there was no way he dared do half the things he was tempted to do, but leave it to Spike to get his mind off worrying about the girls and onto sex. Well, foreplay in this instance.
“Xander you can't possibly be gay! I mean, you liked me! You were all jealous over Angel!”
“Uh, Willow can back me up, I also said he was handsome. And he is as long as you just look.” Spike was growling and Xander elbowed him. “Oh, shut up. You don't have any room to talk; you're the one who played bondage games with him!”
“That was over a hundred years ago, as you bloody well know!”
“WHAT?” Buffy was standing up, a shocked look on her face. For a moment Xander was afraid she'd be mad but all of a sudden she burst out laughing. “Oh, god! No wonder! That so explains his wardrobe. Straight men don't wear linen pants.”
Xander grinned and sighed in relief. Buffy was taking this much better than he expected.
Still, Willow was giving him odd looks. “Why couldn't you tell me? And why Spike?”
“Oi! Why not? I'm sexy. In fact I'm devilishly handsome, if I do say so myself!”
Spike was leering at the room in general and Xander thwapped him on the arm. “Yes, with the exception of your big fat head.” Xander chuckled at the look of feigned hurt that Spike put on, and tried to ignore the fact that his brand new tail was deciding to wrap itself around Spike's waist. Instead he turned to Willow.
“Wills, you're my best friend, you always have been, and I love you. You're like a sister. But sometimes, Willow, for all your book smarts your people skills are non-existent. Remember that lunch we had two weeks ago, and I talked about how much we'd all changed since high school, in just over a year? And about how you can discover new things about yourself?”
Willow was nodding all through the monologue so Xander continued. The dreaded Willow lip-quiver hadn't appeared yet. “And remember how I said how brave it was for that girl Tara to tell you she liked you, even though you weren't gay? And how much courage that must have taken her? And then I went into how hard it must be to come out to your friends and I wished I had that courage?”
Willow nodded again and Xander made a ‘there you go’ gesture with his hands.
She sat there for a moment and Xander and the others waited. And waited. Spike was snickering under his breath and Giles was looking more frustrated by the minute. Finally Willow's eyes got all wide. “OH!! So you were trying to tell me then that you were gay? Right?”
Giles snorted. “Yes, Willow, that's what he was trying to tell you.”
“Well, why couldn't you just come out and say it?”
Xander bristled at that, which was weird. He could actually feel fur moving. “And then you'd say I was possessed or something, and have Buffy tie me up and do spells on me. I was trying to avoid that, you know? Between having every female in town after me that one time in Junior Year and having the First Slayer traipse through my head this spring, I've had quite enough of the magic, thank you ever so much! If I even see a Magic Eight Ball I'm running the other way!”
Giles smirked at him, smirked! “Does this mean you no longer wish magical help to get rid of the ears?”
“NO!!” Giles and Spike both started laughing and Xander crossed his arms over his chest and grumbled. “No fair, no picking on the cat guy.”
“But....Spike?”
Willow sounded like she had the time Xander and Jesse had tried to get her to eat mud pies in first grade. As if he'd just done something totally gross and icky and she was going to make him pay for a month by forcing him to play Barbies.
There’d been a reason he'd stolen that damned thing.
“Yes, Spike. I know he's mostly evil...” there was some protest from Spike about the mostly part but everyone ignored him, “and, well, rude, sarcastic and annoying. But hey! I dated Cordy, so you can't be that shocked.”
“I take offense at the mostly evil!! I'm evil, right down to my black unbeating heart! Nearly ran over those brats at the grocer’s just the other day!”
“Spike, those kids were the most annoying ten year olds on this earth and were jumping out in front of people's shopping carts. You scared a year's worth of growth off them and everyone applauded. Then the manager gave us two T-bones in payment. That was not being evil.”
“It was! I could have...” Xander kicked Spike and his lover seemed to realize that he was about to give away the fact that the chip wasn't working. “Oh, never mind then. Love's bitch is all I'll ever be.”
Giles covered his mouth with his hand. “CoughcoughXander'sbitchcoughcough.”
“Hey!” Both he and Spike protested but Xander couldn't help but smirk just a little. It was kind of funny, and he'd learned from Cordelia how to manipulate a man. Well, usually he was on the manipulated end in that relationship and he didn't do it to Spike all the time, just enough so that Spike didn't try to rip out his friend's body parts.
“But...Spike?”
Xander rolled his eyes. “Yes, Spike. And don't go thinking that you can threaten him, either. No shovel talks. That goes for you too, Buffy.” He looked at them both, daring them to say anything. Normally he would never be this forceful with the girls. They were his best friends and their opinions were very important to him. That was one of the reasons he and Spike had been trying to keep their relationship quiet. Not really hiding but not being blatant about it.
This time, though, he was just too...something. Angry, hurt, impatient. Maybe it was the whole cat thing because Xander didn't think he was blended with some nice house cat. It was almost as if he felt more confident, or more aggressive, and he wasn't going to back down this time.
Spike must have sensed something was different as well. For a moment the scratching on his back stopped and then it started to move down lower. Xander sat back on his hand, trapping it. His neighbor had a cat and if you scratched his butt he'd stick it straight up in the air and Xander was so not going to do that in front of anyone but Spike. Heck, it was slightly weird thinking about doing it with Spike, what with the fur and tail and all.
The girls finally looked away and didn't say anything. There was this huge elephant in the room that was shaped like Angel but, thankfully, Buffy wasn't going to point that out.
Giles finally broke the uncomfortable silence. “Yes, well, perhaps Buffy should go out on patrol and, uh, kill things. Willow and I will go over the spell step by step and see what went wrong. Xander, you and Spike go...do whatever it is that you do that if I were to actually think about, would leave me blind.”
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