Catch-up post: Dec 2-6,all SPN, Dean/Cas, G-Teen Title: Son of a Bitch Fandom: Supernatural Pairing/Characters: Dean/Cas Rating/Warnings: Teen for language, I guess Disclaimer:here Prompt:grumby elf Summary: Cas is still getting used to Christmas in the bunker. Dean is unamused.
“What is that ugly-ass thing hanging up next to the tree?”
“I don't understand.”
“How do you not …? Never mind. Did Sam hang that up?”
“No, but he said you'd like it. Was he incorrect?”
“Damn right he was 'incorrect'!”
“I didn't say he'd like it, I said he looked like it!”
“That would be inaccurate. It doesn't look like you, Dean. You're handsome, unlike that image, though the expression you are now wearing is strikingly similar.”
“Son of a bitch.”
Title: Charlie Brown Christmas Fandom: Supernatural Pairing/Characters: Dean/Cas Rating/Warnings: Teen for language Disclaimer:here Prompt:Charlie Brown Christmas Summary: There's knowing your pop culture and then there's getting it. A/N: Best enjoyed along with this song.
“This does not sound like traditional Christmas music, Dean.” Cas tilted his head to one side looking highly confused.
“Well, it's not what you guys would've been singing back in the day,” Dean allowed. “But it's based on a classic Christmas show.”
“The melody is reminiscent of the piano song played in A Charlie Brown Christmas, but I believe the point in the context of that program was that it was non-traditional.”
Dean just stared at him for a second before saying, “You know, Meta-douche didn't do you any favors just dumping stuff in your head like that. You've gotta actually experience it to get it.”
“And how would you recommend I do that? It is my understanding this show already aired several decades ago.”
Dean looked over at his brother.
“Yeah, I can find somewhere to download it.”
“Movie night it is.” Dean grinned, then held up a hand. “Yeah, I know it isn't a movie. Can we get back to detangling these stupid lights and actually enjoy the tunes for now?”
“Of course.” Cas shrugged. “The song still seems inappropriate. This tree did not start out looking like a badly broken twig.”
Dean just sighed.
Title: Secret Santa Fandom: Supernatural Pairing/Characters: Dean/Cas Rating/Warnings: Teen for language Disclaimer:here Prompt:Secret Santa Summary: Some traditions Dean isn't crazy about.
“Seriously, why would we do that, Charlie?” Dean asked.
“Because it's fun. Duh.” She held out the red felt hat and shook it at him. “And if you get your own name, put it back.”
Dean still didn't get it. Not that he was the best with gifts, but he was going to find some damn thing for everyone who was here this year if it killed him. What was the point of having to do something every single day for one of them? To run him out of ideas? Charlie was still shaking the hat at him, though, so he sighed and grabbed a piece of paper out of it.
It said “Castiel.”
“No fair keeping it if it's your own name,” Charlie repeated.
“What? It's not!”
She gave him a suspicious look before turning to Sam.
Something special and secret every day for Cas? Yeah, Dean could work with that.
Title: White Christmas Fandom: Supernatural Pairing/Characters: Dean/Cas Rating/Warnings: G Disclaimer:here Prompt:snowstorm Summary: Some things are better explained without words. A/N: Best enjoyed with this song.
“Why is it that humans seem so determined to associate snow with Christmas?”
Dean took a breath and counted to ten. “Because in December, it snows a lot.”
“But that is not true in all parts of the world, particularly the Middle East. Besides that, the Christ child was not born during this part of the year at all.”
“We're not always big on the logic. You get that, right?”
“I have observed a tendency to prefer habit to logic, yes.”
“So, let's go with that then.” Dean turned back to the box of decorations they were unpacking, silently hoping there were no more snowglobes hidden away.
“And why reindeer?”
“Cas? C'm'ere.” Dean stood up from the box, wincing as a knee let him know it was not happy with how long he'd been crouched down.
“Shut up.” Dean pressed their lips together and buried his fingers in the angel's hair.
“What was that for?” Cas asked when Dean ended the kiss.
“Just another illogical human tradition.” Dean shook the sprig of mistletoe before setting it down.
“I believe I may understand the allure.”
“Thought you might. Back to work.”
Title: Hangover Cure Fandom: Supernatural Pairing/Characters: Dean/Cas Rating/Warnings: Teen for language Disclaimer:here Prompt:holiday hangover Summary: Eggnog and Jack might be going on Dean's naughty list.
Dean opened his eyes a slit and then winced them closed again. “I think something died in my mouth.”
“I suppose, given that the egg in your drink was raw, that is technically true.”
“Cas, too loud,” Dean groaned. “And too much info.”
The touch of fingers against his forehead had Dean jolting upright, batting them away frantically.
“Dude, it's a freakin' hangover. Don't waste your mojo like that!”
Cas' eyes were sad. “I find it painful to see you feeling ill, Dean.”
“Nothing a coupla aspirin and about a gallon of water won't cure. Seriously.” Dean closed his eyes against the light.
The next thing he felt was a cool glass being pressed into one hand, a couple of tablets into the other.
“You should take better care of yourself, Dean.”
“You're one to talk.”
“No more whiskey mixed with raw eggs.”
“No more using mojo on stupid shit.”
“If you wish this to be a formal deal, you should probably brush your teeth first.”
Dean pried his eyes open again to see the smirk on Cas' face. “Bitch.”