Dec 15, Harry Potter, Severus/Remus, Jingle Balls Title: Jingle Balls Author:shadowycat Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Severus/Remus Word Count: 200 words Prompt: 15: An ornament depicting male anatomy Rating: PG-13 Warning: unbeta'd Notes: Loosely connects with Drabble #13: A Man with a Beard
Remus laughed as he pulled something out of a box.
“What’s that?” asked Severus, coming up behind him.
“It’s a gift from Harry, an ornament.” Remus turned around and held out a tiny model of male anatomy made of plastic and sleigh bells, dangling from a bright red ribbon.
“You’re not putting that on the tree!”
“Why not? No one will see it except us.”
Severus snorted. “Please. What good is a suggestive gag gift if you don’t come and rib the recipients about it? You know he’ll find a way to simply drop by and make some smart remark.”
“Okay, what if we put up a second tree, smaller than the first, and place it in our bedroom. We could decorate that one any way we want.” He smirked and shook the ornament, listening to the bells jingling merrily. “It could be a theme tree.”
Severus lifted an eyebrow and returned the smirk. “Sounds good to me. Perhaps “Santa” could sit on top.”
“I think “Santa” would just love to top,” answered Remus with a smile.