DAY 1, HP, Viktor/Neville, The Winter Habits of Gnomes
Title: The Winter Habit of Gnomes Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Victor/Neville (Luna/?) Rating: R
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Harry Potter: JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.
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A/N : As warned when I signed up for this, over 100 words (approx 150)...SIGH.
"Viktor, don't!"
"Was not going to roast gnome, just giving fright."
From yards away they could hear the telltale yelling, giggling and scampering.
"But's not what we built the outdoor fireplace for."
"I am thinking that your Grandmother is not imagining we use terrace for this either."
"Stop that."
"I not thinking you want me stopping this."
"Not that. Don't want to think about Gran. Bad enough having an audience watching us."
"Are gone now."
"See I told you that's why we can't outside. It attracts gnomes. Thought that might have more to do with naked Bulgarian's, their flesh is well known for being a magnet to gnomes as well as Blubbering Humdingers, at least according to Luna."
"Dont you want to stay and do more research."
"No, I'm cold."
"But, isn't it worth seeing, for strictly research purposes, of course, if English flesh on it's knees repells gnomes."