|sweetmelodykiss (sweetmelodykiss) wrote in adventdrabbles,|
@ 2010-12-05 00:03:00
|Entry tags:||contributor: sweetmelodykiss, dec05, fandom: harry potter, prompt05, year: 2010|
Eggnog, The Stuff of Legends
Title: Eggnog, The Stuff of Legends
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 445
Summary: Harry wants to know who spiked the eggnog. Humour, crack.
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters herein. All are owned by J.K.R.
Written for adventdrabbles prompt #5: Eggnog
"Oh my God," Harry groaned loudly.
"Keep it down, will you please, my head is killing me, brat."
"What, in the name of all that's holy, was in that bloody eggnog?"
"I cannot even begin to venture a guess, but whatever it was, I believe it has killed me."
"Suck it up, Severus. You're not going to die--and if you do, at least we'll go together."
"If you say so, brat, but I'm not inclined to take the word of a man who danced naked on top of Molly's dining room table."
"Oh gods," Harry moaned plaintively, "did I really do that?"
"Indeed," Severus smirked, "you should thank me though for having the presence of mind to throw a robe over you. Thank Merlin that I did not make a fool of myself."
"Huh," Harry coughed. "I seem to recall you turning Ron into a toad sometime during the evening."
"That was planned and had absolutely nothing to do with the blasted eggnog. I reasoned that if Miss Granger kissed Ronald in that form, he might actually turn into a prince. Unfortunately, I miscalculated. How was I supposed to know that he would hop out the door? I do hope they find him---eventually."
"Ha bloody ha," Harry barked, rolling his eyes at Severus. "I think you also snogged Charlie under the mistletoe. You've got payback coming for that one."
"Mr. Weasley accosted my person, not the other way around. The only man that I am interested in snogging is you, brat."
"Good to know, Severus, but I still want to find out who spiked the eggnog. I kept a close eye on it all night and I never saw the twins go near it."
"That's because the twins didn't do it."
"Oh and I bet you know who did," Harry replied accusingly.
"I admit that I did see the culprit."
"Well, who was it, darling? I'd hate to have to take a vow of celibacy."
"You wouldn't dare," Severus growled.
"Wouldn't I," Harry pushed on. "Try me."
Severus sniffed indignantly. "If you must know, so be it. The man at fault was Arthur."
"Arthur!" Harry shouted a bit too loudly, causing both wizards to grab hold of their heads. "Why would Arthur Weasley spike the eggnog at his own party?"
"He said the parties were growing dull and he wanted to spice them up a little."
Harry giggled. "I'll bet he never expected to see me dancing naked on a table."
"Probably not, but what a handsome figure you made up there, twisting and twirling…"
"Shut it, Severus! I swear that I'm never drinking eggnog again."
That makes two of us," Severus agreed whole-heartedly.