DEC 17, Harry Potter, Harry/Scorpius, Slytherin Carrols
Title: Slytherin Carrols Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Harry/Scorpius Rating: PG Word Count: 200 Warnings: Potty humour Prompt: 17 – Christmas Carrols Beta: the wonderful eeyore9990 Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This was written for fun, not for profit. A/N: I will be writing Harry/Scorpius adventdrabbles for my Possession of the Heart Universe. Thanks for letting me play alisanne
Slytherin Carrols December, 2043
Harry watched in amazement as the Malfoy family decorated the enormous, frost covered Christmas tree. It was a warming and rare moment. Everyone but Scorpius began to hum, and then Cy began to sing.
Joy to the world,
Voldemort is dead.
We barbequed his head.
Don't worry about the body; we flushed it down the potty
And Myrtle and Voldemort will sing.
And Myrtle and Voldemort will sing.
And Myrtle, and Myrtle and Voldemort will sing.
"Good God, Cy, stop that!" Harry bellowed. His face turned white, despite the embarrassment he felt. The Malfoys stared at Harry in disbelief.
"Did Teddy teach you that?" Harry asked, staring into worried grey eyes.
"No, Mr. Potter," Lucius drawled. "It's a Slytherin version, which I must say, I was quite enjoying until you interrupted."
"Slytherin?" Scorpius asked.
"Yes, son. You would've made up your own version, if you had been one," Draco added as he put his arm affectionately around Cy.
"I remember Mother clapping when I sang about the demise of Sinastra," Narcissa trilled.
"I said Trelawney," Astoria added.
Harry, horrified, glanced over to Lucius.
Lucius raised a brow. "Dumbledore."
Harry narrowed his eyes and turned towards Draco. "And you?"