Dec 24, James Bond, James/Q, No Title: No Fandom: James Bond Pairing: James/Q Rating: G
"No."
Q blinked at James in the mirror, hands stopped in tying his scarf. It was perfect for the day, candy cane striped. They were getting ready to go visit his family and James had just returned from packing the car.
"I'm sorry?" Q asked.
James crossed the room to stand behind him and flipped up the end of the scarf. "This. Don't."
Q frowned and finished tying it. James huffed. Q sniffed and turned around. "Why not?"
James wrinkled his nose, looking at the scarf. "It's... Loud."
Q spread his hands. "Like half my wardrobe?"
James nodded. "Precisely."
Q hummed thoughtfully and put his arms around James' neck. "I think you secretly like my wardrobe. The eccentricies--"
"I'm telling you again: no one would wear a lime green checkered shirt."
"And the colors--"
"Green and blue do not match like you seem to think they do."
Q kissed him. James was smiling as it ended. Q smirked. "You like it."
James sighed, a long suffering sound, but his face was fond on the way out of the city.