Snarodies Snarodies (Snarry plot cliché parodies) Coded by the fabulous qtheallpowerful and with help from angela_snape
The Loveseat (Part I, Part II) Rating: NC-17 Highlight for Warnings: *Oral sex, public sex, dirty talk mentioning B&D, and a little quill-play. * Word Count: ~17,000 Summary: Harry buys a second-hand sofa and gets more than he ever anticipated.
Challenged Rating: R. Summary: Severus leaps to conclusions, and Harry finds himself suffering from a bad case of the Snapes. In my never-ending quest to parody Snarry plot cliches, I target disabled!Harry. Humour/smut.
Title:Once Upon a Time-Turner Rating: NC-17 Summary: Snape decides he isn’t happy with the end results of the war, and starts over with a clean slate-and Harry Potter. But though he’s determined to change things, he isn’t expecting the biggest changes of all-the ones to himself.
Title:Perspective Rating: NC-17 Summary: Snape and Harry switch bodies.
Title: Harry Shakes His Booty Rating: Not Terribly Naughty (PG-13?) Summary: Harry's true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment.
Title: Gets It from His Father Rating: NC-17 Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Incest, slight chan. NOT HBP-COMPLIANT. AU starting summer after 5th year. * Summary: Snape discovers Harry is enduring unspeakable suffering with the Dursleys, so he takes him back to Hogwarts. If Harry's going to suffer at anyone's hands, it'll be his.
Title: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Dark Lords Rating: NC-17 Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Um. Tattoo!sex. Mentions of unusual sex toys. Bad puns. Forgive me. * Summary: Harry is the new Dark Lord. He rules the world with a compassionate and well-intentioned fist. Snape takes the phrase, 'Oh, fuck the boss!' rather literally.
Title: Asking for It Rating: NC-17 Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Non-con, humour and fluff * Summary: Snape’s got a plan to get Harry into the Dark Lord’s secret hideout. It involves a certain amount of sacrifice on Harry’s part, but as a Gryffindor, he’s up to the challenge. Snape is even more so.
Title: Pink Rating: PG Summary: Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected.
Title:Teacher's Pet Rating: R Notes: The sequel to "Pink." Summary: Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can't—or won't—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape reluctantly grows fond of the bothersome bugger, but of course he's not about to say so.
Title:Housekeeping Rating: PG Summary: Follow up to "Pink" and "Teacher's Pet."
Title:Ill Kept Secret Rating: PG-13 Summary: Some secrets are more secret than others. Part of the "Pink" verse.
Title:Felinated! Rating: PG-13 Summary:Narcissa Malfoy's gratitude leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry’s already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it’s not just a prank?
Title: Veritas Vos Liberabit Rating: PG-13 Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Extreme honesty...Snape-style * Summary: Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus doesn't want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn't get much of a choice.
Accidents Happen RATING: NC-17 SUMMARY: Snape forces Harry to brew a popularity potion. Snarry, but Snape/everyone he encounters, as well. Humor, smut. About 6,000 words.
Cornerstone Rating: NC-17 Summary: As the magic trickled from one brick to many, their relationship grew - in fits and starts, slowly... (Even as it was encumbered by snark, angry sex, and a madman who wanted them dead.)
Title: The Spirit of Things Rating: PG-13 Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Um, you can assume there was character-death in the untold back-story. * Summary: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry’s the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told (mostly) through a series of night-time encounters.
Title: Stalks and Bonds Rating: NC-17 Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Sex magic, (sort of) forced bond, threesome, rimming, orgasm denial, very brief (blink and you miss it) mention of urethra play. * Summary: After Severus betrays the Dark Lord, he and Draco are thrown into Azkaban to await their fate. Then Harry Potter is captured as well, and Severus must come up with a plan to save them all—and quickly.
Title:Bound and Determined Rating: NC-17 Summary: Severus just wants a quiet Saturday at home, but Harry and Draco always have to make things difficult. Or interesting. Or sexual, at the very least.
Title: Really Exotic Creatures Rating: PG-13 Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Very cheesy crack. * Summary: Everyone’s an Animagus. Even that girl nobody’s ever seen before today. You know. The one with the violet eyes, the flaming hair, and twelve first names. Humor, one-shot, 1,100 words.
Title: Friendly Skies Rating: R Notes: Was written for the Snarry_Lumos exchange thingie. And then lengthened a little. Summary: (Request: Snarry on a broom, post-Hogwarts - any rating.) Professor Potter runs into Professor Snape—literally. 1,000 words, one-shot, humour/romance. Reviews are, as always, appreciated.
Title: Bundle of Joy Rating: PG-15 Summary: Based on the prompt: “Snarry, of course - top Snape, bottom Harry - but I'm too YOUNG to have a baby, Severus.” Romance/Humor. 600 words