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Snarodies
Snarodies (Snarry plot cliché parodies)
Coded by the fabulousqtheallpowerful and with help from angela_snape
The Loveseat (Part I, Part II)
Rating: NC-17
Highlight for Warnings: *Oral sex, public sex, dirty talk mentioning B&D, and a little quill-play. *
Word Count: ~17,000
Summary: Harry buys a second-hand sofa and gets more than he ever anticipated.
Challenged
Rating: R.
Summary: Severus leaps to conclusions, and Harry finds himself suffering from a bad case of the Snapes. In my never-ending quest to parody Snarry plot cliches, I target disabled!Harry. Humour/smut.
Title: Once Upon a Time-Turner
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape decides he isn’t happy with the end results of the war, and starts over with a clean slate-and Harry Potter. But though he’s determined to change things, he isn’t expecting the biggest changes of all-the ones to himself.
Title: Perspective
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape and Harry switch bodies.
Title: Harry Shakes His Booty
Rating: Not Terribly Naughty (PG-13?)
Summary: Harry's true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment.
Title: Gets It from His Father
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Incest, slight chan. NOT HBP-COMPLIANT. AU starting summer after 5th year. *
Summary: Snape discovers Harry is enduring unspeakable suffering with the Dursleys, so he takes him back to Hogwarts. If Harry's going to suffer at anyone's hands, it'll be his.
Title: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Dark Lords
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Um. Tattoo!sex. Mentions of unusual sex toys. Bad puns. Forgive me. *
Summary: Harry is the new Dark Lord. He rules the world with a compassionate and well-intentioned fist. Snape takes the phrase, 'Oh, fuck the boss!' rather literally.
Title: Asking for It
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Non-con, humour and fluff *
Summary: Snape’s got a plan to get Harry into the Dark Lord’s secret hideout. It involves a certain amount of sacrifice on Harry’s part, but as a Gryffindor, he’s up to the challenge. Snape is even more so.
Title: Pink
Rating: PG
Summary: Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected.
Title: Teacher's Pet
Rating: R
Notes: The sequel to "Pink."
Summary: Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can't—or won't—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape reluctantly grows fond of the bothersome bugger, but of course he's not about to say so.
Title: Housekeeping
Rating: PG
Summary: Follow up to "Pink" and "Teacher's Pet."
Title: Ill Kept Secret
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Some secrets are more secret than others. Part of the "Pink" verse.
Title: Felinated!
Rating: PG-13
Summary:Narcissa Malfoy's gratitude leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry’s already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it’s not just a prank?
Title: Veritas Vos Liberabit
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Extreme honesty...Snape-style *
Summary: Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus doesn't want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn't get much of a choice.
Accidents Happen
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Snape forces Harry to brew a popularity potion. Snarry, but Snape/everyone he encounters, as well. Humor, smut. About 6,000 words.
Cornerstone
Rating: NC-17
Summary: As the magic trickled from one brick to many, their relationship grew - in fits and starts, slowly... (Even as it was encumbered by snark, angry sex, and a madman who wanted them dead.)
Title: The Spirit of Things
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Um, you can assume there was character-death in the untold back-story. *
Summary: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry’s the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told (mostly) through a series of night-time encounters.
Title: Stalks and Bonds
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Sex magic, (sort of) forced bond, threesome, rimming, orgasm denial, very brief (blink and you miss it) mention of urethra play. *
Summary: After Severus betrays the Dark Lord, he and Draco are thrown into Azkaban to await their fate. Then Harry Potter is captured as well, and Severus must come up with a plan to save them all—and quickly.
Title: Bound and Determined
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Severus just wants a quiet Saturday at home, but Harry and Draco always have to make things difficult. Or interesting. Or sexual, at the very least.
Title: Really Exotic Creatures
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Very cheesy crack. *
Summary: Everyone’s an Animagus. Even that girl nobody’s ever seen before today. You know. The one with the violet eyes, the flaming hair, and twelve first names. Humor, one-shot, 1,100 words.
Title: Friendly Skies
Rating: R
Notes: Was written for the Snarry_Lumos exchange thingie. And then lengthened a little.
Summary: (Request: Snarry on a broom, post-Hogwarts - any rating.) Professor Potter runs into Professor Snape—literally. 1,000 words, one-shot, humour/romance. Reviews are, as always, appreciated.
Title: Bundle of Joy
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Based on the prompt: “Snarry, of course - top Snape, bottom Harry - but I'm too YOUNG to have a baby, Severus.” Romance/Humor. 600 words
Title: Research and Development:
Part I, Hunger
Part II, Research
Part III, Development (1st half)
Development (2nd Half)
Part IV, A Werewolf Mates for Life (1st Half)
A Werewolf Mates for Life (2nd Half)
Part V, Testing
Part VI, The Dominant Partner (1st Half)
The Dominant Partner (2nd Half)
Part VII, On the Road Again
Part VIII, The Not So Submissive Partner (1st Half)
The Not So Submissive Partner (2nd Half)
Part IX, Death Eaters at Play
Part X, Second Opinion (1st Half)
Second Opinion (2nd Half)
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Werewolf!Remus
Summary: Harry wants Remus. Remus wants Harry. It should be simple, right? Mwahahaha. Not while I'm the author. Harry's filled with adolescent rage, Remus fights his inappropriate lust, and they both end up facing a werewolf plot device.
Snarodies (Snarry plot cliché parodies)
Coded by the fabulous
qtheallpowerful and with help from angela_snapeThe Loveseat (Part I, Part II)
Rating: NC-17
Highlight for Warnings: *Oral sex, public sex, dirty talk mentioning B&D, and a little quill-play. *
Word Count: ~17,000
Summary: Harry buys a second-hand sofa and gets more than he ever anticipated.
Challenged
Rating: R.
Summary: Severus leaps to conclusions, and Harry finds himself suffering from a bad case of the Snapes. In my never-ending quest to parody Snarry plot cliches, I target disabled!Harry. Humour/smut.
Title: Once Upon a Time-Turner
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape decides he isn’t happy with the end results of the war, and starts over with a clean slate-and Harry Potter. But though he’s determined to change things, he isn’t expecting the biggest changes of all-the ones to himself.
Title: Perspective
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape and Harry switch bodies.
Title: Harry Shakes His Booty
Rating: Not Terribly Naughty (PG-13?)
Summary: Harry's true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment.
Title: Gets It from His Father
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Incest, slight chan. NOT HBP-COMPLIANT. AU starting summer after 5th year. *
Summary: Snape discovers Harry is enduring unspeakable suffering with the Dursleys, so he takes him back to Hogwarts. If Harry's going to suffer at anyone's hands, it'll be his.
Title: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Dark Lords
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Um. Tattoo!sex. Mentions of unusual sex toys. Bad puns. Forgive me. *
Summary: Harry is the new Dark Lord. He rules the world with a compassionate and well-intentioned fist. Snape takes the phrase, 'Oh, fuck the boss!' rather literally.
Title: Asking for It
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Non-con, humour and fluff *
Summary: Snape’s got a plan to get Harry into the Dark Lord’s secret hideout. It involves a certain amount of sacrifice on Harry’s part, but as a Gryffindor, he’s up to the challenge. Snape is even more so.
Title: Pink
Rating: PG
Summary: Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected.
Title: Teacher's Pet
Rating: R
Notes: The sequel to "Pink."
Summary: Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can't—or won't—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape reluctantly grows fond of the bothersome bugger, but of course he's not about to say so.
Title: Housekeeping
Rating: PG
Summary: Follow up to "Pink" and "Teacher's Pet."
Title: Ill Kept Secret
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Some secrets are more secret than others. Part of the "Pink" verse.
Title: Felinated!
Rating: PG-13
Summary:Narcissa Malfoy's gratitude leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry’s already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it’s not just a prank?
Title: Veritas Vos Liberabit
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Extreme honesty...Snape-style *
Summary: Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus doesn't want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn't get much of a choice.
Accidents Happen
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Snape forces Harry to brew a popularity potion. Snarry, but Snape/everyone he encounters, as well. Humor, smut. About 6,000 words.
Cornerstone
Rating: NC-17
Summary: As the magic trickled from one brick to many, their relationship grew - in fits and starts, slowly... (Even as it was encumbered by snark, angry sex, and a madman who wanted them dead.)
Title: The Spirit of Things
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Um, you can assume there was character-death in the untold back-story. *
Summary: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry’s the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told (mostly) through a series of night-time encounters.
Title: Stalks and Bonds
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Sex magic, (sort of) forced bond, threesome, rimming, orgasm denial, very brief (blink and you miss it) mention of urethra play. *
Summary: After Severus betrays the Dark Lord, he and Draco are thrown into Azkaban to await their fate. Then Harry Potter is captured as well, and Severus must come up with a plan to save them all—and quickly.
Title: Bound and Determined
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Severus just wants a quiet Saturday at home, but Harry and Draco always have to make things difficult. Or interesting. Or sexual, at the very least.
Title: Really Exotic Creatures
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) * Very cheesy crack. *
Summary: Everyone’s an Animagus. Even that girl nobody’s ever seen before today. You know. The one with the violet eyes, the flaming hair, and twelve first names. Humor, one-shot, 1,100 words.
Title: Friendly Skies
Rating: R
Notes: Was written for the Snarry_Lumos exchange thingie. And then lengthened a little.
Summary: (Request: Snarry on a broom, post-Hogwarts - any rating.) Professor Potter runs into Professor Snape—literally. 1,000 words, one-shot, humour/romance. Reviews are, as always, appreciated.
Title: Bundle of Joy
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Based on the prompt: “Snarry, of course - top Snape, bottom Harry - but I'm too YOUNG to have a baby, Severus.” Romance/Humor. 600 words
Title: Research and Development:
Part I, Hunger
Part II, Research
Part III, Development (1st half)
Development (2nd Half)
Part IV, A Werewolf Mates for Life (1st Half)
A Werewolf Mates for Life (2nd Half)
Part V, Testing
Part VI, The Dominant Partner (1st Half)
The Dominant Partner (2nd Half)
Part VII, On the Road Again
Part VIII, The Not So Submissive Partner (1st Half)
The Not So Submissive Partner (2nd Half)
Part IX, Death Eaters at Play
Part X, Second Opinion (1st Half)
Second Opinion (2nd Half)
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Werewolf!Remus
Summary: Harry wants Remus. Remus wants Harry. It should be simple, right? Mwahahaha. Not while I'm the author. Harry's filled with adolescent rage, Remus fights his inappropriate lust, and they both end up facing a werewolf plot device.
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