I wasn't going to do one of these, but I'll give it a shot. This is Jassen, LA's bigtime t-shirt guy. Yes, I did say he's a bigtime t-shirt guy and now I shall explain. Making a long story short, he and his friends drunkenly decided they were going to take over the world by starting a t-shirt kiosk and somehow they ended up becoming a big deal and Jay was pretty much their figurehead. The t-shirt kiosk is still open and they have an official clothing company, FAS Apparel (Fucking Awesome Shirts), but Jassen has moved into being a club promoter around the city and is doing fairly well at it these days. He's well aware that his situation is a complete fluke and that he really has no skills at all in anything other than being charming when he wants to, but he's happily riding the wave. He lives with his girlfriend Zoë pome as well as his best friend in a shared house on Laurel Canyon, still works the clubs and sells the t-shirts and that's really about it. He's 27 and he's lived in LA since he was 21 and he moved to the city from a small town in Georgia with the intention of being the rockstar to end all rockstars, more than a little bit ambitious but without a lick of talent. I'm really looking for any and everything, there's a lot of room for strange friendships and whatnot, so hit me with your best shot or if you're interested in plotting we can work that out too.