iamisaac (iamisaac) wrote in 52fandoms, @ 2009-03-07 17:05:00 |
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Entry tags: | f1, iamisaac, jenson button, lewis hamilton, pg13, rps |
Iamisaac, fic 2: Formula 1
Formula 1 RPS
Hamilton, Button,
PG13
358 words
Disclaimer: not true, not pretending to be true, making no gain from writing it.
“Who'd you do?”
Lewis Hamilton snorted indignantly. “Hey, gimme a break, I'm not a fag or anything.”
“Neither am I,” Jenson Button pointed out. “It's just a question. In theory – who would you do if you had to do someone?”
Lewis took a long drink and sat back. “Well, not Fernando, that's for sure.” He gave a rueful smile. “I'd be better on all the people I wouldn't touch. Heikki, because there's something kind of incestuous about fucking your team mate, and I just don't want to go there. Fisichella, because I think he'd be the sort that wanted to take photos of the act and just... no. ANYONE called Sebastian, because it's a girlie sort of name for a guy, so there's always the risk they'd get a crush and follow you about.”
“Yeah?” Jenson raised an eyebrow. “Sounds kinda fun.”
“Shuddup.” Lewis had taken a while to get used to Jenson's humour, but he knew where he was now. “You might be in to that sort of thing, but I'm not.”
“Do you reckon they all crossdress? Vettel, Bordais and Buemi? 'The Crossdressing Sebastiens' – sounds like a dodgy pop group.”
Lewis finished his drink and shook his head. “You're wasted on F1, you should be writing porno films.”
“Oh, you're too kind,” Jenson smirked. “But you've still not given me a name. You'd better do it, or I'll presume the worst, and that the rumour about you and Ron Dennis is based on fact.”
Lewis's mouth fell open. “WHAT?”
Jenson grinned. “You've not heard that one? C'm'on, when you got in as a rookie, what do you think people said?”
“For fuck's sake!”
Jenson's grin got wider. “Yeah, pretty much.”
Lewis clenched his fists. “I can't quite believe I'm saying this, but I have never, ever had a thing going with Ron Dennis. And just to shut you up, I'll give you another name.”
“Oh yeah?”
“I wouldn't do it, obviously, but if I had to, it'd be Webber. There's something about Australians.”
*
Jenson denied all knowledge of the scandalous rumours around the course that year.
Lewis didn't believe him.