grimsqueaker (grimsqueaker) wrote in 50drabbles, @ 2007-12-22 17:20:00 |
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Entry tags: | discworld, grimsqueaker:susan sto helit |
Table #4, Prompts 006, 013, & 047
Title: Cats Don't Talk
Fandom: Discworld
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None. Though it obviously alludes to the nature of Susan.
Disclaimer: Not mine, naturally.
Word Count: 100
Prompt: Belief-006
Title: The World's Best Granddad
Fandom: Discworld
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Obviously spoilers about Susan's nature.
Disclaimer: Not mine, naturally.
Word Count: 100
Prompt: Warm-013
Death turned, watching her with an expression that somehow seemed curious. “YES, SUSAN?”
“I wanted to give you this,” she said, holding out a mug.
He took it with skeletal fingers, examining it curiously. “TO THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDDAD,” he read, his eye sockets turning to regard her. “REALLY… I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. THIS REALLY GIVES ME A WARM FEELING INSIDE. METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING, OF COURSE.”
Title: In Extremely Bad Taste
Fandom: Discworld
Rating: G
Pairing: Ysabel/Mort
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Spoilers for Mort.
Disclaimer: Not mine, naturally.
Word Count: 100
Prompt: Life-047
After a few more moments of this, he coughed politely. “BINKY WAITS FOR THE TWO OF YOU OUTSIDE.”
Blushing, the couple looked at him. “We didn’t mean to-“ Ysabel began.
“NO OFFENSE TAKEN.” Death replied. He hesitated, and then added, “I WILL NOT ASK AFTER THE HEALTH OF THE BABY, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE IN EXTREMELY BAD TASTE. AND SOMEWHAT WORRYING.”